“In the briny spirit of Roberto “El Pirata” Cofres, Curatif cracks the coconut code to deliver a Pia Colada that’s more than just a sipit’s a conquest. Swashbuckling through the tyranny of overdone and underwhelming canned cocktails, we hoist the jolly roger of real ingredients. Fresh pineapple? Check. Real coconut that is equally creamy and toasty? Triple check. And the rum? Oh, the rum! Appleton Estate Signature Blend swoops in with a swagger, twirling its sun-soaked molasses cane, while Ron Coln Salvadoreo comes cleaving through, a buccaneer’s boldness in every drop.
We’ve toiled like Sisyphus, albeit with more tropical flair and significantly less boulders, to bring you the Pia Colada reborna cannonball splash of golden pineapple wed to the buttery embrace of true coconut, all married in a spirited dance with not one, but two rums in a bottle. It’s the liquid treasure of Curatif, a drink so dreamy, so impossibly balanced, it’s as if it were concocted under a palm-fringed cabana by the sea itself.
This, dear friends, is the Pia that scoffs at blenders and laughs in the face of simplicity. Two rums, two coconuts, one pineapple, and a pinch of Curatif alchemy give you a cocktail that’s audaciously original yet earnestly classic. It’s the tropical tipple that invites you to kick off your shoes, toss aside the mundane, and toast to the endless summer of the soul. So here’s to the Curatif Pia Coladathe dream in a can, with the heart of a pirate and the sophistication of a connoisseur. Drink up. Drink proud. And whatever you do, drink it with your socks unequivocally off.” – Curatif
Style / Variety: Canned CocktailRegion: Port Melbourne, VICABV: 14.7%Vol: 130ml
